“Hey friend! Come here a minute. Trust me, you wanna hear this. I promise. You gonna wanna hear this.” This happens a couple of times in Saint Denis. Some sketchy dude will call you over, you’ll follow him down an alley, his ruffian friends will knock you out from behind, and, when you come to, you’ll find that %u2014 surprise! %u2014 your cash has been swiped. Of course, the bad dudes who assaulted you have expectedly peaced out, and no amount of hunting will lead you to their doorstep.