Hi everybody, are you a fan of Heroes of the Storm and anime? If yes, then you’re in luck because today we’ll teach you how to play.. In the early phase, everybody in the enemy team will want you to be their waifu, so nuthug your partymates as much as you can! Your splitting lightning stick can hit enemies at a safe distance, so throw them often like a coward until they go back home and cry to their mommy! You can also use it to hit minions and hit a hiding little red riding hood and kill her even though you’re really targetting the Groot that was channeling the altar. Use your Solar Flare in fights to make your enemies look like fools by missing their attacks even if you’re right in front of them. You also have a damage bonus to blinded enemies and detect a noseless void whose trying to chase Queen Elsa. The chestnuts roasting on an open fire fist is your main damage move, so use it on the minions, the golem buddies, the boss, and to finish off an armored dwarf running for his life.
Your amazon body protects you from hero basic attacks and turn them into tiny mosquito bites. You barely feel anything and laugh at the Protoss football player and the Scarlet Witch’s efforts! Heck, not even the number 1 player hero killer can finish you off! THAT IS AWESOME!!!11one Invited to a 4-man party by 3 angry dudes and Brienne of Tarth? Simply walk away and politely decline. Being pursued by noseless void and emo girl? Let them come closer then unleash your bouncing Rasengan to kill emo girl and watch as noseless void runs away like a gentleman! Emo girl wants some more? Throw a splitting lightning stick at her then as she waves close, throw your bouncing Rasengan, throw your normal sticks then walk away like a badass so she’ll know you’re the better waifu.
Craving for delicious fried chicken? Then summon your Amazon sister and have her deliver it for you! Amazon sister can also bring an insect lady, a matchbox, and she’s so great, she can even bring the Skeleton King from DotA (TRIGGER WARNING) To kill Prince Charming that’s hitting on you, start by throwing your ordinary sticks at him, follow up with a splitting lightning stick, then the Solar Flare – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire Fist combo a bouncing Rasengan, and a few more ordinary sticks will make sure he will not flirt on you like a ****boi ever again! In conclusion, Cassia may be an Amazon Waifu, but she can take care of herself really well. If you’re not careful with her, she will take her sticks, enchant it with lightning, and stick it straight up your pooper! Ewww! And that ends our episode featuring Cassia, the Amazon Waifu. If you enjoy this video, don’t forget to press that like button and subscribe for more Heroes of the Storm videos! Leave a comment as well and I’ll try to reply to as many comments as I can.
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