Hello everyone. It’s Keegan. It’s been a while since I’ve done anything other than give you guys fresh new build ideas to stomp solo queue with. So I figured it’s about time I continue with my comprehensive guide series where we go in depth and explore every facet of League of Legends in an effort to teach you to become an overall better league player. As a player who’s prestiged all the way through challenger and is now making his second climb up from bronze 5 I’d say I’m more than qualified to coach you on how to gain elo We’re gonna start off by going over some of the do’s and don’ts of league. The first major don’t I wanna go over, especially when playing ranked, is don’t keep playing champions that you have a 30% winrate on. Now this may seem obvious, but I swear there’s some real fucking mentally handicapped players out there So I’m gonna come right out and say it.
It’s not your teams fault that you have 3 wins and 40 losses. It’s you. You’re the problem. It’s not some sort of haitian hex on the champion that gives you bad teams everytime you play it. You just suck at the champion. Conversely, if you have a shit winrate on a champion that you enjoy playing a lot, you’re probably a Ryze main But whatever the case, it’s not a reason to stop playing it I mean, what the fuck’s the point of playing a game if you’re just going to play things you don’t actually want to play. This is how we get people to play that cancerous shit like Fiora and Janna just to win games. And I use the term “people” very loosely.
Because in all honesty, I don’t consider these people people. Another big thing you don’t want to do if you intend on reaching the highest level of skill in this game is be born anything other than Asian, and more specifically, be born anything other than a Korean in Korea. As general rule of thumb, the squintier the eyes, the better the player. This is because you won’t be getting distracted by things in the background since the narrowed down vision won’t allow for you to see anything outside of your monitor which will give you an overall better focus on the game. It’s also important to remember, if you’re playing on the Korean servers, you’re probably going to be playing against a bunch of other Koreans, so if you really want to show off your one strong point, move to North America where the Korean worshipers will suck you off and blindly follow every move you make The next don’t is probably one of the biggest tilters in the game for both you, and your team.
It’s when your team has a person caught out completely and locked down with cc, but you miss the skillshot that would continue the cc chain, allowing you to kill the person that was caught. What I’m trying to say is, don’t fucking miss your abilities on already cc’ed targets. You’ll look retarded, feel retarded, and to your teammates, that one missed skillshot is going to set the precedent for the rest of the game, meaning that they’re probably resort to flaming you a lot faster. Honestly, it’s really hard to fuck up like this, so just don’t do it.
Also, don’t bother complaining about your team in all chat, to the other team. They don’t give a fuck about you or your feelings, and odds are they’re going to try and egg you on to get your team even more heated so that they can take the easy win. Another thing you don’t want to do is open those free boxes you get after games. It’s like getting a free drug trial that gets you hooked and leaves you wanting more and more, except instead of drugs, it’s gambling. It starts off innocent enough, but eventually it perpetuates into an uncontrollable gambling addiction that ends in you mortgaging your house and selling your body as a hooker out behind Denny’s for more boxes that will likely only give you shitty champion shards that nobody wants. Now, let’s move on to the things you do want to do while playing league.
One of the most important things you can do in league is ks as many kills as possible for multiple reasons. The first and most obvious is that the knuckle dragging bobos you’re forced to call teammates obviously won’t be able to capitalize on them, so every kill in the game is better off in your hands. Second, if you do happen to lose the game with all the kills in your hands, you can complain to your friends, or more likely to the random people in your next champ select about how you always get shitty teams.
The third and final reason is that if anyone on your team is going to catch flame, it’s going to the person that looks like they’re doing the worst. People generally use the person with the worst score as a sort of cop out to try and blame the game on, while conveniently ignoring all their mistakes, which leads us to the next do on my list. If it looks like you’re starting to perform poorly, take the initiative and start flaming one of your teammates that are also doing poorly. It’s important to assert your dominance early so that the rest of the sheep on your team will jump on the bandwagon and start brigading against the one player who may or may not even be playing that poorly.
If you happen to be playing jungle and it looks like nobody on your team is doing poorly enough for you to transfer the blame onto ’em, go in and feed their lane double buffs to ensure they have no chance of getting back into the game, then proceed to start flaming them to make yourself look better. Just remember, league is a game about keeping up appearances. The last thing you want is to be branded a feeder. If you’re going to do this properly, you need to always have an excuse. For example, if you’re trying to counter jungle as Nunu, and get caught out bu their jungle and top, make absolute sure that you blame your midlaner for not coming to help you. The next item on the list of do’s if you wanna climb up the ranked queues as easily as possible, is to sleep during the day and play late at night so that you can abuse the people that are too tired to play properly and play like they have 500 ping.
You can identify these types of players by comparing them to how similar they are to the average Australian who abandons ship on their dead server since playing on it is about as pointless as watching the NA LCS to see which team can import the best players. As an added bonus, there’s also usually a lot less flame later at night since most people who are playing are way too tired to give a shit. The final thing I’m going to add to this list, since I’ve ran out of bullshit I’ve seen in my recent games to call people on, is a completely non-subtle plug telling you to go watch and follow my stream on Twitch. And that’s about it I’m done..
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