Imagine! Somebody commands you to shoot an apple with a crossbow from the head of your son because you were disobeyed against a oppressor Imagine! the being of your son lies in your hands a miss and his he´s dead you hold your breath while your fucking own sweats and blood stares at you fearfully with way to young eyes you press on and a genius shot goes well your son lives but by your success you gain displeasure and get thrown in the dungeon at the way to the dungeon your escape succeed you rush back and set of a trap and you shoot and kill the fucking tyrant with your motherfucking crossbow what do we learn from this He who follows in the footsteps of others, never leaves a footprint of his own. welcome to the Wilhelm Tell OP GUIDE the certification mark for alternative play he got a crossbow he got a crossbow he got a crossbow do you kno9w the swiss legend of Willhelm Tell Willhem Tell is since the 19th century a national hero of Switzerland you may know the tale with the aple shoot when the guy shoot the crap fruit from the head of his own son I want to honour with help of a movie the legend of Willhelm …

Mr. Tell ohhh there´ll be trouble Willhelm this one belongs only to you I see someone WILLHELM show me your head what´s he doing lol you coward what are you serious. I´m here with a crossbow he fled´s I aimed for a clean headshot hoped he stands still as he sees me and aims and as he stands I could do a clean headshot but he didn´t stand still unlucky there are way to less attachments for crossbows let´s be honest but need but our person don´t need things like that attachments for crossbows we are in sporty manner agile so the being would be pointless but! one of the benefits, as a crossbow player even if the spot is looted the thing you need are there oh wait once so what “times 8” “silencer”… junk reload… nice and slow the tensioning the yearning wait once I´ll camp in the bushes wait till somebody loot´s this and kill him… just like Willhelm Tell would do it…

Right let´s wait for the enemy exactly the same way Tell did in the middle ages wait for the drop with a nice armor in it he´s behind… fuck me he has no idea where this came from hate my live in the moment he looted I should pushed him sideways he was so focused on the sick loot does he shoots out of his cottage what a shit rag this is ohh somebody arriving take the drop crazy… now are two people in the house boys…we are the nature I´m in the zone this one sicks in him…

Did he know´s where this came from the dumpass don´t see me please please pease WILLHELM OH BOY oh he got a KAR KAR vs Crossbow what do you think wins call me Willhelm Potschinki… sounds well how many we got here hope we find some bolts first we have to came along with these high tech guns the search for the crossbow let it begin for Honour crap all the kills don´t belong to me I need a crossbow JUST LET ME FIND A CROSSBOW I´m so sorry i dont want this I just want a crossbow, realy anyway just loot this place because crossbow left over, of course the people dont know what is the best WEAPON INGAME now it begins now…it…begins oh somebody I´m gonna shoot him shot for honour oh hey right in the eye just this way Tell used to do at the mountain top…

The car this enemy I´m gonna shot the moment he get´s in the car that´s when I pull the trigger… now he must ran out for honour shot… hit you know, we crossboy players we take the life how it comes that´s the trick… silent… ambushed and then instantly the blt comes you just hear shot for honour the next one he needs to sit shot FUCK! a glorious 3rd palce HandOfTell…Bye for fame and honour

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